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Geoff (impersonating Ryan): “Oh, I’m Ryan… PC… Computers.”
Ryan: “I’d do an impression of you, but I don’t have a dick in my mouth.”


Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it.
—(via fukcx)

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Has anyone noticed a difference between 2013 Ryan compared to 2014 Ryan.

I have.

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Along my long journey of trying to get the highest winning streak for ‘hannibal lecter’s enemies’ flavored chips, I came across many temptations that almost lured me away from my goal

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*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

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My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.





a fucking pirate king at that

And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.

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